Honey Body Massage is located on Soi Honey Pattaya. For the newbie to Pattaya, or should I say Thailand, a “Body Massage” Full body massage or Soapy Massage as they are fondly called, are nothing like the typical massage that you can have in any of Pattaya’s smaller massage parlors.
Typical massage parlour girl trying to entice me in... and succeeding!
One of the most popular massages you will see advertised, along with Thai traditional massage and foot massage, is the “oil massage”. This is often referred to as a “Dirty, or Mucky Massage”. Most of the girls that work in the massage parlours of Pattaya are quite happy to provide their customers with what is usually termed as a “Happy ending”, as a part of the overall massage service. Some on the other hand do not, and will ask for a little “tip” or extra cash. With great skill and timing, this is usually done when the man’s ability to say “no” seems to have escaped him! If you want your massage to have a “Happy Ending”, make sure that the girl agrees to exactly what you want, before entering the massage parlour, and make sure you agree on the price too.
Remember, not all "Happy Endings" go to plan.
Honey Body Massage is not the place to go for an oil massage. Honey Body Massage is now housed in a brand new building on Soi Honey, Pattaya. (Previously, Soi Honey Inn). Inside the building, you will find the masseuses sitting behind a large glass screen - known as the Gold Fish Bowl. All the girls have badges with a numbers on. Simply pick the lady you like by telling the manager who will ask her to accompany you.
The prices you pay vary between 1800 Baht and 2500 Baht, depending on the “Quality of girl”. There are some real beautiful ones. Some very slim and others er.. a little “chunky”. But as beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, the choice of girl and the amount you pay will always be “Up to you”
Once you’ve paid your money, you will be escorted up stairs. The rooms are superbly appointed and meticulously clean, possibly the best in Pattaya. Here your masseuse will run you a hot bath. While this is happening, you can enjoy a drink and get to know her a little better. Although what she tells you about her only just arriving in Pattaya, and you being her first customer, and that you really are handsome, will be a complete pack of lies - it’s nice to live the dream once in a while.
Once she has bathed you from head to toe, and satisfied herself that every nook and cranny is clean, you will be asked to lay face down on a Lillo. Now she will cover you with lots of bubbly soapsuds, and lay on top off you. She will now teasingly massage and caress every part of your body, with every part of hers, blissfully using her hands, arms, feet, buttock‘s and breasts. Then you are turned over, where she continues to use her body to massage yours. Not only is this physically a great feeling, but very pleasing on the eye too! Watching a young girl slide effortlessly up, down, and all over you, is a truly unique and erotic experience.
When this is done, your masseuse will take you to the shower for a rinse. Once dry, it’s over to the bed where you will have sex! Condoms are always used. If you enjoy the experience as much as I think you will, giving the girl a small tip will be gratefully received. Should you return and take the same girl again, then I guarantee she will reward you for your past generosity.
The whole unhurried experience takes about an hour and a half, but the memories will last forever. The next time you are in Pattaya, I strongly recommend you pay The Honey Body Massage a visit. Whether it’s something to do one evening, or something to do when returning from the laundry, or if you are like me you don’t like football, Honey Body Massage, is a great place to spend 90 minutes!
Pattaya Soi 2, Pattaya City
Tel. 038 420888 and 038 410999